This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic. (Terry Pratchett)

Jojoland Melody, color MS29
My daughter sent me this yarn as a treat.

I'm in a really grumpy mood this afternoon. I'm tired, and things aren't going the way I want them to. I wish I was two years old, so I could lay down on the floor, pound my fists and kick my heels and yell "I doan' wanna, doan' wanna, doan' wanna" until somebody decides to make it all better and hands me a red lollipop.