Life...is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. (Douglas Adams)

My daughter is working on her autobiography for a school assignment. It's really upsetting her.

"How can I write a conclusion? My life isn't nearly over yet?"

Then she wanted to know how it was going to be graded. "What if my life is only worth a D? I've never done anything exciting enough for an A!"